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In an attempt to increase her intelligence (which, by the way, has no scientific proofing), Sharon Yan has taken to consume milk excessively, resulting in an emergency shortage of world's milk supply.
Milk prices have been known to have shot up by a minimum of $0.50, affecting mostly children and incurring the wrath of many mothers.
People in Singapore are especially concerned and have started up a "Stop Depleting Our Milk Supply Movement" to express their worries.
Numerous protesters have been seen parading the streets with cardboards, "Have you seen our milk?" and "Sharon. Got milk?"
When contacted, the founder of this movement, Miss Bebe, declined to comment further.
This, is believed to be the first serious case of massive shortage of milk. And fingers are pointed to this one person, Miss Yan.
Meanwhile, Miss Yan has agreed to be interviewed. So please stay tuned for the unfolding of this milk saga.
Milk prices have been known to have shot up by a minimum of $0.50, affecting mostly children and incurring the wrath of many mothers.
People in Singapore are especially concerned and have started up a "Stop Depleting Our Milk Supply Movement" to express their worries.
Numerous protesters have been seen parading the streets with cardboards, "Have you seen our milk?" and "Sharon. Got milk?"
When contacted, the founder of this movement, Miss Bebe, declined to comment further.
This, is believed to be the first serious case of massive shortage of milk. And fingers are pointed to this one person, Miss Yan.
Meanwhile, Miss Yan has agreed to be interviewed. So please stay tuned for the unfolding of this milk saga.
posted by BeeNuts @ 11:58 PM
1 Comments:
At 4:15 PM,
Anonymous said…
Yes, dear all~ I'm the infamous Miss Yan (the accused in this accusation). Though I'd love to happily claim credit for depleting the world's supply of M.I.L.K, I'm afraid I wouldn't be up to the job (as Miss BeBe see mi so up, thinking I can suck up all the milk in this world.)
On the other hand, please do consume more milk, as it is not only good for ur bones, whitens n smoothens ur skin, increases ur brain cells activity and of course, you can't have ur cereal without this wonderful milky-white liquid (milk, dun think otherwise hor).
Also, just for your info, M.I.L.K also stands for Mainly I Love Kids. The next time you drink milk, think of mi! And the charity organisation M.I.L.K.
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