CATCH!!!
There is a spit bomb coming your way!
Haha, I remember not when this spit bomb thingie started, but it never fails to tickle me.
I know I know, must be this CUTE (ugly but adorable) little guy in the same building on the 6th floor, started it. And unless, I find a way for my spit to defy gravity, I can never send a good spit bomb to his way.
Therefore, being the crafty me, I have reached a pact with him, taking his spit bomb attention off me. Which is, you know, on the second floor, they might be opening a eatery (keeping fingers crossed), so, if the food sucks or too expensive, the owner better beware and make sure he/she step into the open always with an umbrella.
Because he/she won't want to know two or more spit bombs are heading his/her way.
It will be too late when he/she hears a PHLAT! and something wet on the head.
Muahahaha, and you, yes, you, next time come to this building, better beware! Because...
THERE ARE SPIT BOMBS COMING YOUR WAY!
Haha, I remember not when this spit bomb thingie started, but it never fails to tickle me.
I know I know, must be this CUTE (ugly but adorable) little guy in the same building on the 6th floor, started it. And unless, I find a way for my spit to defy gravity, I can never send a good spit bomb to his way.
Therefore, being the crafty me, I have reached a pact with him, taking his spit bomb attention off me. Which is, you know, on the second floor, they might be opening a eatery (keeping fingers crossed), so, if the food sucks or too expensive, the owner better beware and make sure he/she step into the open always with an umbrella.
Because he/she won't want to know two or more spit bombs are heading his/her way.
It will be too late when he/she hears a PHLAT! and something wet on the head.
Muahahaha, and you, yes, you, next time come to this building, better beware! Because...
THERE ARE SPIT BOMBS COMING YOUR WAY!

3 Comments:
At 3:32 PM,
Anonymous said…
Phew!!
Luckily I don't work on the 6th Floor.
(In my country, where a Carpark
is not counted as an office floor,
my floor is the 5th Floor ;p)
Therefore, me ain't no
Cute (FUgly but adorable) fella!
"Doncha wish yer boyfriends hot like me?!"
*Smoken*
p/s: Got anything to rebuke,
watch out for OSAMA BOMBS!
Yours Truly,
OSAMMY
(pronounced Oh-Sam-E)
At 5:11 PM,
BeeNuts said…
Osammy,
Go back to your country.
In MY country, we have lifts, and button shows '6', therefore 6.
Never mind, someone who has his brains fucked out by donkeys will never understand. *Sniggers*
And as for your "Doncha wish yer boyfriends hot like me?!" PLEASE don't make me waste my lunch!!!
And you ain't even adorable, please.
OSAMA BOMBS? I got spit bombs, and somemore greenish yellow in color, due to bad cough.
Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrr Puuuiiiiizzzzzzz!
At 7:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
U better be watch out NUtty!
I will pee pee all the way down to ur 3rd floor!
It will give you strength for your insecurities.
Grrr.....
Doncha wish your boyfriend...lalalalala..
HeeHor!
OSSAMY s/o My Mummy!
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